My granduncle John Doe Schnurzenbinder from the middle of nowhere comes down the appletree, going on two Legs at first of all relatives 1922 and reached NY by swimming 6 month with wife and 12 children at his back. Then rised to Mississippi for hunting elephants without luck, because he want to swimm to Africa, but missed the continent by have to weak eyeglasses.
Died unlucky by the first time, when he want to eat with a fork and a knife.

von Johannes Scholem Graf